Its time to claim the eyeballs!
The roast pig we are serving up on 12/20/08 is sure to offer a bonanza of meat and crispy skin. However, there are several parts of the pig’s anatomy that can only be savored by a few. Therefore, those need to be claimed ahead of time.
There are only two eyeballs on this pig, and they really can’t be shared. Its like popping a jaw breaker in your mouth. To be honest, I’m not really that interested. However, whoever claims an eyeball also needs to agree to be featured in a video of you enjoying a taste explosion. C’mon now, don’t be squeamish. I once convinced my daughter, Isabel, to eat a fish eye. I’m not really sure how I got her to eat it since the usual enticements like encouragement, threats, bribes, or outright deception just don’t seem to work anymore on the kids. Yet, she popped it in and crunched. She didn’t say it was good, and she didn’t say it was bad – its a texture thing, you know?
However, I am willing to share the brain. Anyone? Anyone?
While you’re thinking about it, take a look at this Man vs. Wild video. Man, I love Bear Grylls.