Oh, Divine Pork skin

7 12 2008

I recently consulted with a Puerto Rican restaurant owner about roasting pigs.  He is well-known in the San Antonio Puerto Rican community for his food and caters pigs often. So, I figured I better consult with an expert.  He said that roasting such a large pig for a get-together like mine, or as a hobby, should be a great experience. As a restauranteur, however, roasting large hogs is unprofitable. So, he normally sticks to the smaller variety (25-40 lbs.).

His explanation as to why, however, befuddled me (you like that word, don’ cha?). A hog this size has more fat than a smaller pig. Leonel said that people are very concerned about their health these days (hmm, this is San Antonio, one of America’s fattest cities, remember?) and thus, the large hog is not as popular. I’m not totally convinced of this explanation. People who order roasted pig are probably not so conscientious of their diet. I mean, goodness gracious, San Antonio is built on corn tortillas and refried beans. I mean, a bean and cheese taco is nothing more than lard inside lard (with cheese on top).

But even more disturbing was his assertion that non-latinos (my term, not his) are not very interested in the crispy pork skin produced by these larger hogs.  Can this really be true?  One of man’s greatest achievements to food-kind is the ability to turn pork skin into something crispy and delicious and succulent and…and…oh, I’m out of breath and I can’t think of any appropriate enough adjectives. If Anthony Bourdain was there he would have had a heart attack (that’s probably coming anyway, if you are familiar with his show).

Well, for those of you who have eaten at my home, you know that I’m all about pushing people’s paradigms about what they like or dislike, or what they THINK they like or dislike.  But maybe I shouldn’t let the cat out of the bag (or the pig off the grill, if you like). The more people that enjoy the skin, the less I get to eat.  That’s ok, I’ll get mine.

[So, first one to correctly identify all pigs in the pictures above gets an extra helping of pork skin. If you’re lucky, I’ll give you a cheek. Just leave your answers in the Comments.]



6 responses

7 12 2008

Got ’em…you OWE me more “chicharrón”. The names (not necessarily in order): Hamm; Pigs-in-Space (Starring Miss Piggy); Hampton; Pink Floyd; Piggly; and Spider Pig.


8 12 2008

Cheater. I thought I had deleted the titles in the Properties window. Name all the Pigs in Space in the picture and I’ll give it to you. Yeah, as if you, of all people, would recognize Pink Floyd or Spider Pig. Name the Pink Floyd album and sing me the Spider Pig theme song.

8 12 2008

Man, I’m surprised at how culturally aware Papito is. Wow. Get thatman some chicharron.

Oh, and which cheek are you talking about?


8 12 2008

“So, first one to correctly identify all pigs in the pictures above gets an extra helping of pork skin.”

That is EXACTLY what you said in your blog…nothing as to HOW to get the answers…so either you PAY UP or I’ll take you to court…bring the pig with you.

Love you.

8 12 2008

All is fair when fighting for extra (extra crispy that is)helpings of chicharron, no loopholes allowed …..Give Papito what he wants……or else

see ya

9 12 2008

Thanks Tina…I will share with you…but only a little bit! Make sure to remind me.

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